Experiment 721: Can my slow as all hell comp download or begin to download any songs before I'm finished with this post? Current Hypothesis: No, but I'll be happy to be proven wrong.

Question of the day: What happens to an 18 year old, mildly active girl when she doesn't leave an approximate 2 mile radius around her house (and she lives in godforsaken middle of nowhere) in 48 hours?

Answer: She goes a bit batty and her posts begin to be more interesting, in a creepy pat-me-on-the-head-and smile-awkardly kind of way.

And I'll tell you why she goes a bit off her rocker. For starters, it could of been the cleaning fumes or the fact that she was cleaning at all. Maybe it was the chained up (thank god) angry barking and growling dog she passed by on a lonely gravel road while out for a run. *he can't attack me he's on a chain, i think* Then again, she's been watching an awful lot of Surprise by Design. Or the bacteria contaminated her when 1/2 of the contents of a very full garbage can were spread out on one corner of the kitchen floor thanks to her father's very naughty dog. And she diligently picked up each piece, meat juice stained paper wrappings and all. Random thought: Why is it my friends seem to have a place to go that maybe is or isn't work-related? Why am I left out? grrr.

But there is hope...tomorrow I get to escape. Though ironically I was also asked to a mini-maslc reunion which i cannot attend (could they have asked me for tonight, last night, or tomorrow night? no)

Hey, it's 11:00 pm- do you know where your children are? Yes, I do...I don't have any children.

Experiment 721: Hypothesis proven. What was that, I'm online for precisely 13:29 and nothing....nothing... but wait, does that make me a slow typer? or does it mean my mind lapses frequently. knowing me, probably both.